Album: Alapalooza
Song: Achy Breaky Song
Parody of: "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus

You can torture me

With Donny and Marie

You can play some Barry Manilow

Or you can play some schlock

Like New Kids On The Block

Or any Village People song you know

Or play Vanilla Ice

Hey, you can play him twice

And you can play the Bee Gees any day

But Mr. DJ, please

I'm beggin' on my knees

I just can't take no more of Billy Ray

Don't play that song

That "Achy Breaky" song

The most annoying song I know

And if you play that song

That "Achy Breaky" song

I might blow up my radio, ooo...

You can clear the room

By playing Debbie Boone

Or crank your Abba records until dawn

Oh, I could even hear

Slim Whitman or Zamfir

Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon

Or play some Tiffany

On 8-track or CD

Or scrape your fingernails across the board

Or tie me to a chair

And kick me down the stairs

Just please don't play that stupid song no more

Don't play that song

That "Achy Breaky" song

You know I hate that song a bunch

And if you play that song

That nauseating song

It might just make me lose my lunch, ooo...

Don't play that song

That "Achy Breaky" song

I think it's driving me insane

Oh, please don't play that song

That irritating song

I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain

Don't play that song

That "Achy Breaky" song

The most annoying song I know

And if you play that song

That "Achy Breaky" song

I might blow up my radio, ooo-woo