Album: Even Worse
Song: I Think I'm A Clone Now
Parody of: I Think We're Alone Now by Tiffany

Isn't it strange...? Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror

What would people say...if only they knew that I was

Part of some geneticist's plan

Born to be a carbon copy man

There in a petri dish late one night

They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say...

I think I'm a clone now

There's always two of me just a-hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now

'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

Look at the way...we go out walking close together

I guess you could say...I'm really beside myself

I still remember how it began

They produced a carbon copy man

Born in a science lab late one night

Without a mother or a father

Just a test tube and a womb with a view...

I think I'm a clone now

There's always two of me just a-hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now

'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now

And I can stay at home while I'm out of town

I think I'm a clone now

'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

Signing autographs for my fans

Come and meet the carbon copy man

Livin' in stereo, it's all right

Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza, so I say...

I think I'm a clone now

Another one of me's always hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now

'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now

I've been on Oprah Winfrey, I'm world renowned

I think I'm a clone now

And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now

Thats my genetic twin always hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now

'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down