Album: Polka Party
Song: Addicted To Spuds
Parody of: "Addicted To Love" by Robert Palmer

Potato skins, potato cakes

Hash browns and instant flakes

Baked or boiled or French fried

There's no kind you haven't tried

You planned a trip to Idaho (wooah!)

Just to watch potatoes grow

I understand how you must feel

I can't deny they've got a peel!

Woah!

You like 'em whether they're plain or they're stuffed, oh yeah

Better face the facts, it seems you can't get enough

You know, you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to spuds.

Your greasy hands, your salty lips

Looks like you found the chips

Your belly aches, your teeth grind

Some tater tots would blow your mind!

And you don't mind if they're not cooked!

You need your fix, I guess you're hooked!

And late at night you always dream

Of bacon bits and sour cream

Wo, you like 'em even if they're lumpy or tough, oh yeah

It's pretty obvious to me you can't get enough

You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to spuds

Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds

Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds

Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds

Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds

Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds (solo)

I'm giving up, it's just no use

Another case of spud abuse

What can I say, what can I do?

Potato bug has got me, too

Woohohoh!

I used to hate 'em, now they're all that I eat, oh yeah

Weeheehehe!

I've often seen 'em whipped, but they just can't be beat

Now I'm gonna have to face it, I'm addicted to spuds

Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds

Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds

Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds

Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds

Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds

Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds

Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds

(fades out.......)