Album: Even Worse
Song: Alimony
Parody of: "Mony Mony" by Billy Idol

Here she comes now, wants her alimony.

Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony.

Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now.

Well first she took my nest egg, then she took the nest.

I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

'Cause she took my house...my car,

My shoes...and my toothbrush too.

Too bad...so sad.

Ah-she got...got the gift of grab.

I'm in debt, debt, debt, debt, debt, debt.

Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony.

Tryin' to squeeze blood from a stonee-stony.

Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah.

Then she took me for everything, yeah everything

She could get, get, get, get, get.

Well I'm out of cash...no dough.

I'm broke...it's no joke.

The check's in the mail...get off

My back...cut me some slack.

I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Oh you do?

(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Is it due?

(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Or you'll sue?

(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) *cha-ching!*

Woo!

Alimony, mony, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.