Album: Bad Hair Day
Song: Cavity Search
Parody of: "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" by U2

Listenin' to the Muzak

Hearin' people scream

Sittin' in the waiting room

Readin' crappy magazines

With a toothache

This is it, pal

Root canal

My molars are impacted

I'm gettin' gum disease

I'm gonna need some fillings

Got twelve cavities

Can you help me

Have mercy

Doctor, please

My teeth are a fright

Got a huge overbite

Numb me, drill me

Floss me, bill me

You jab at my nerve endings

It's driving me insane

just give me nitrous oxide

Shoot me up with novocaine

Help me out here

'Cause I'm in severe

Pain

Please stop for a bit

Now let me rinse and spit

Numb me, drill me

Floss me, bill me

You validate my parking

I think that I'm okay

But you make one more appointment for

A week from Saturday

'Cause you came upon

A little problem on

My x-ray

Oy vey!

It's getting absurd

Well, I hope I'm insured, now

Numb me, drill me

Floss me, bill me