Created by: Aaron Roszczewski
Song: Colon Blower
Parody of: "No Leaf Clover" by Metallica

And it feels tight this time

On a crash course with my behind

Now we need a bigger plunger

I want to fill the bowl with wonder, boy

Says it feels tight this time

Turned around and saw my behind

Good day to use Mylanta

Good day to use Mylanta

I said

And I'm constapated

'Cause there's something tight at the end of my tunnel

There's a great pain comin' my way

Don't it feel tight like this?

All the pieces fall to the dish!

I don't like this anymore

I don't like this anymore, no way!

And I'm constapated

'Cause there's something tight at the end of my tunnel

There's a great pain comin' my way

It's comin my way.

Yeeeeaaaah!

My bum!

Yeah, And I'm constapated

'Cause there's something tight at the end of my tunnel

There's a great pain comin' my way

And I'm constapated!

Yeah yeah