Album: Running With Scissors
Song: Grapefruit Diet
Parody of: "Zoot Suit Riot" Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Who's that waddlin' down the street?

It's just me, 'cause I love to eat

Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham

Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!

Every picture of me's

Gotta be an aerial view

Now my doctor tells me

There's just one thing left to do--

Grapefruit Diet (Diet)

Throw out the pizza and beer

Grapefruit Diet (Diet)

Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here

Grapefruit Diet (Diet)

Might seem a little severe

Grapefruit Diet (Diet)

I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear

Blow, flatty!

Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce

Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss

Walked down an alley and I got stuck

I got more rolls than a pastry truck

When I'm all done eating

I eat a little more

When I leave a room

First I gotta grease the door

Grapefruit Diet (Diet)

Can't have another eclair

Grapefruit Diet (Diet)

I gotta decrease my derriere

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

No more pie now

No more creme brulee

Lay off the gravy

And souffle

No french fri-yi-yies now

No ice cream parfait

Mr. Cheese Nacho

Stay away

Oh, I think I'd sell my soul

For a triple patty melt

But I need a boomerang

When I put on my belt

Grapefruit Diet (Diet)

Lay off the 3 Musketeers

Grapefruit Diet (Diet)

Until my big booty disappears

Grapefruit Diet (Diet)

Eat'em till they're comin' out of my ears

Grapefruit Diet (Diet)

'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet