Album: Bad Hair Day
Song: Gump
Parody of: "Lump" by The Presidents of the United States of America

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park.

"My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark.

Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets,

He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates

He's Gump, He's Gump

What's in his head?

He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump

Is he in-bred?

Gump was a big celebrity.

He told JFK that he really had to pee.

He never feels too dumb because

His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does

He's Gump, He's Gump

He's kinda square.

He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump

What's with that hair?

Run... run... run, run, now Forrest

Run... run... run like the wind now

Run... run... run, run, now Forrest

Run... stop!

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man

His friend with no legs he'd call Lieutenant Dan

His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut

He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt

He's Gump, He's Gump

He's not too bright

He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump

But he's all right

Is this Gump out of his head?

I think so

Is this Gump really brain-dead?

I think so

Did this Gump make lots of bread?

I think so

And that's all I have to say about that