Album: IN-3D
Song: I Lost On Jeopardy
Parody of: "Jeopardy" by the Greg Kihn band

I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV

Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.

I was tense, I was nervous

I guess it just wasn't my night

Art Fleming gave the answers

Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right

I lost on Jeopardy

Baby, ooohooooh

I lost on Jeopardy

Baby, ooohooooh

Well I knew I was in trouble now

My hope of winning sank

'Cause I got the Daily Double now

And then my mind went blank

I took Potpourri for one hundred

And then my head started to spin

Well, I'm givin' up. Don Pardo,

Just tell me now what I didn't win

Yeah, yeah

I lost on Jeopardy

Baby, ooohooooh

I lost on Jeopardy

Baby, ooohooooh

That's right Al--you lost! And let me tell what you didn't win:

a twenty-volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of

Turtle Wax, and a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco

treat. But that's not all! You also made yourself look like a jerk

in front of millions of people! And you brought shame and disgrace

on your family name for generations to come! You don't get to come

back tomorrow! You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game!

You're a complete loser!!

Don't know what I was thinkin' of

I guess I just wasn't too bright

Well, I sure hope I do better

Next weekend on the Price Is Right

I lost on Jeopardy

Baby, ooohooooh

I lost on Jeopardy

Baby, ooohooooh

I lost on Jeopardy

Baby