Album: Alapalooza
Song: Jurassic Park
Parody of: "MacArthur Park" by Richard Harris

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes

And before long, they were cloning DNA

Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors

Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark

All the dinosaurs are running wild

Someone shut the fence off in the rain

I admit it's kinda eerie

But this proves my chaos theory

And I don't think I'll be coming back again

Oh no...

I cannot approve of this attraction

'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad

A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer

Well, I suppose that proves... they're really not all bad

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark

All the dinosaurs are running wild

Someone let T. Rex out of his pen

I'm afraid those things'll harm me

'Cause they sure don't act like Barney

And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend

Oh no...

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark

All the dinosaurs are running wild

What a crummy weekend this has been

Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket

Think I'll tell 'em where to stick it

'Cause I'm never coming back this way again

Oh no... oh no