Album: Even Worse
Song: Melanie

Me-he-he-helanie,

What can the problem be?

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,

Why won't you go out with me?

She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building.

I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap.

I knew she had to be the girl for me,

and to think I probably never

would have found her

If I hadn't bought that telescope.

Me-he-he-helanie,

What can the problem be?

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,

Why won't you go out with me?

I just can't understand it.

Why won't you return my phone calls?

Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat?

If you'd just say the word, I'm certain that our love would last

forever and ever,

Or are you too dumb to realize that?

Me-he-he-helanie,

What can the problem be?

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,

Why won't you go out with me?

How can you ignore me, when you know that I can't live without you?

I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you.

Melanie,

Oh sweet Me-he-he-helanie,

Why won't you go out with me?

You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead.

You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true.

I couldn't stand it, so I jumped out from the sixteenth story

window right above you.

Now I may be dead but I still love you.

Me-he-he-helanie,

What can the problem be?

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,

Why won't you go out with me?

Me-he-he-helanie,

What can the problem be?

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,

Why won't you go out with me?

Me-he-he-helanie,

What can the problem be?

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,

Why won't you go out with me?

Me-he-he-helanie,

What can the problem be?

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,

Why won't you go out with me?

Me-he-he-helanie,

What can the problem be?

Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,

Why won't you go out with me?