Album: "Weird Al" Yankovic
Song: Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital.

I see him 'most every day.

And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung,

This is what I hear him say:

(Cuch Ch, Cuch Ch, Cuch Ch, Cuch Ch)

Ya know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend.

He's never a chump or a tease.

He never tells me lies, and best of all,

He never disagrees.

I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon.

Sit down by his side and say "Hi".

And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation,

And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply.

And Mr. Frump would say:

(Cuch Ch, Cuch Ch, Cuch Ch, Cuch Ch)

Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be

Mr. Frump's dying day.

So now I bring to you the very last thing

That Mr. Frump had to say:

(Cuch Ch Cuch ChCuchchcuch!)

Amen!