Album: Off The Deep End
Song: The Plumbing Song
Parody of: "Baby Don't Forget My Number" and "Blame It On The Rain" by Milli Vanilli

Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand

But plumbing's one thing I don't understand

It's true (haven't got a clue)

B-b-b-baby, I can tell you've got a big problem

When I flush the john, then your shower goes on

(Baby) Now watcha gonna do?

If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke

Baby, call the mensch with the monkey wrench

(Baby) He'll be there for you

Shower's backing up (up, up)?

Water won't go down (down, down)?

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baby

Don't forget my plumber

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baby

Sink's been plugged up all summer

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baby

Better call the plumber

He'll know what to do

Pipes been blowing up

Pipes been breaking down

And the carpet's soaked...right through

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba

Ba ba ba ba ba kitchen's flooded, too

Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba

Ba ba ba ba ba, girl, you know it's true

B-b-b-betchat this guy makes more than my lawyer

If he works for one day, costs you half a year's pay

(Baby) He can be here by 2:00

So if you've got cash, he'll be there in a flash

Makin' service calls in his overalls

(Baby) He'll do his best for you

Sewer's backing up (up, up)?

Got you feelin' down (down, down)?

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baby

Don't forget my plumber

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baby

Leaky pipes are a bummer

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba baby

Time to call the plumber

Maybe call a few

Gotta problem with plumbing?

Gotta blame it on something

Blame it on the drain that was cloggin', cloggin'

Blame it on the faucet that drips all night

If hairballs, grease a goo

Won't let the water through

Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah

When I flush the john, now when I flush the john

It turns the shower on

(Roto-Rooter 6-5000)

Ba ba ba ba baby

Baby call my plumber

He'll know what to do