Album: Bad Hair Day
Song: Since You've Been Gone

Since you've been gone

Well I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil

Since you've been gone

It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil

Well, I'm feeling like I stuck my hand

Inside a blender and turned it on

You know I've been in a buttload of pain

Since you've been gone

(Since you've been gone)

I couldn't feel any worse if you dropped

A two-ton bowling ball on my toes

(Since you've been gone)

It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved

A red hot cactus up my nose

Since you've been gone

Well, it feels like I'm getting

tetanus shots every day

Since you've been gone

It's like I got an ice cream headache

that won't go away

Ever since the day you left me

I've been so miserable, my dear

I feel almost as bad as I did

When you were still here