Album: Off The Deep End
Song: The White STuff
Parody of: "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" by New Kids on the Block

The White Stuff.

The White Stuff.

The first one was a sweet one.

Second one was a blast.

Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast.

You can see 'em in my teeth,

Tell it when I talk,

Had so many my pancreas just went into shock.

I love the white stuff, baby,

In the middle of an Oreo.

I love the white stuff, baby.

It's the most delicious thing I know.

I've had a zillion or two,

In my life, they're so right.

My teeth are all rotted clear through.

But who cares? What else am I supposed to do?

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh Oreo.

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff.

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh Oreo.

What's in the middle? The white stuff.

The first time that I tried it

Got a big sugar buzz.

Nothing gets me high as that sandwich cookie does.

But I love the filling most,

I rub it on my roast,

Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast.

I love the white stuff, baby,

In the middle of an Oreo.

I love the white stuff, baby.

Take some with me everywhere I go.

Might get a pimple or two.

Well, so what? It's all right.

Now, Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do.

All I need... You know what it is.

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh Oreo.

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff.

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh Oreo.

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff.

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh Oreo.

What's in the middle? The white stuff.