Album: Alapalooza
Song: Young Dumb & Ugly

We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes

Most of our brain cells are gone

We were born to be bad, you better not get us mad

Or we just might toilet paper your lawn

We got a reputation 'round these parts

We only leave a 10% tip

Sometimes we don't return our shopping carts

Stay out of our way and don't you give us no lip

'Cause we're young... dumb & ugly

That's what we are

We're so young... young, dumb & ugly

We wear black leather in the hottest weather

You can't imagine the smell

We got three-day stubble, our name spells trouble

T-R-U-B-E-L

Raisin' hell, bendin' the rules just a little

We're livin' only for thrills

We squeeze our toothpaste tubes from the middle

We wait until the last minute to pay our telephone bills

'Cause we're young... dumb & ugly

You better believe it

We're young... young, dumb & ugly

I'll tell you again

We're so young... we're so young, dumb & ugly

We're comin' to your town

Yeah, we're young... young, dumb & ugly

We're wild, reckless men, we're on a rampage again

We drive with just one hand on the wheel

Danger's in our soul, we're goin' out of control

Swimmin' right after a big heavy meal

We're there wherever trouble's startin'

We're rebels without a clue

We drink milk right from the carton

And keep our library books till they're way overdue

'Cause we're young... dumb & ugly

That's what we are

We're so young... young, dumb & ugly

You can't stop us

We're young... we're so young, dumb & ugly

Young, dumb & ugly

We're young... we're young, dumb & ugly

So ugly

Young, dumb... & ugly